The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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