I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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