Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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