I just made out with a guy for $7.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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