Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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