SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I met the friendliest cop last night
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Randomize
