Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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