Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Umm I'm too high to move.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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