i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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