Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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