4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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