If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I miss vodka workout Fridays
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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