I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We don't watch enough power rangers
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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