after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Randomize
