Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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