Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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