we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
