It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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