So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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