Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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