the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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