whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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