it was like his penis was on wheels.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
