So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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