I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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