next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Randomize
