I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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