Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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