Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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