great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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