ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
wow bdsm is so cute
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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