Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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