It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
No more Irish car bombs ever.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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