How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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