He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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