Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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