Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
