ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
