i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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