I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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