id be glad to
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
People in love make me want to vomit
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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