Don't you send me to vm
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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