Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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