I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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