would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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