Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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