haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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