Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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