She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Dick very happy bro
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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