I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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